I’ve got blistering fingers thanks to hours of street fighter
When men feel inconsequential, it’s easier to blame women than it is to confront...– Allan G. Johnson
If you are a woman, everything revolves around whether or not someone wants to...– fempirestrikesback
Hey random boy bands on the radio: PLEASE STOP TELLING YOUNG GIRLS THEY’RE ONLY BEAUTIFUL WHEN THEY DON’T KNOW IT AND HAVE NO CONFIDENCE. stop STOP IT JUST STOP.
Man: I had my heart broken once by a girl who friendzoned me, so now I hate women. It's not my fault, they're just cold-hearted and stupid.
Mens Rights Activists: I don't see a problem with this.
Woman: I say I hate men because I've been physically/sexually abused, harassed on the street, made to feel inferior or have experienced domestic violence, and have had the weight of an entire social system of oppression forced on me since birth.
Mens Rights Activist: You're a fucking sexist! Not all men are like that! Why do you hate equality? You're a bad person! Get back in the kitchen! Fucking women.
Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank,...– Countess Markievicz, 19th century Irish revolutionary, dispensing eternally relevant fashion advice
There is only one more day and a few hundred miles between me and Sir Paul McCartney and I’m a little to calm for this. I feel like once the moment comes and he’s on stage I’m just going to flip and cry hysterically which I am totally ok with. Thanks to my lovely mother and her lovely radio station for scoring me tickets and possible backstage-ness I am the happiest little fairy...
No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.– Kurt Vonnegut