Getting your brows did is seriously the best feeling in the worrrld.
SERIOUSLY
All of a sudden Obama and Romney have a new strategy to give women attention and say/do anything to get votes and love from us bc Romneys binder comment. Now they’re prancing around like that one idiotic guy at the bar that won’t give up and tries to take advantage of you just because he’s drunk so basically THE CANDIDATES ARE TRYING TO FUCK ALL THE WOMEN IN AMERICA
- men: I can’t stand girls with low self-esteem, it’s such a turn off
- men: Ew a fat girl ew stretch marks I want to be able to pick a girl up and kiss her and hold her in the air wow she has a flat chest mosquito-bite boobs oh gosh I don’t like boobs that big they get in the way I want a flat tummy on my girl oh she has to have a great body no love handles yuck beef curtains are gross I like big nipples I like small nipples yuck thunder thighs no that’s too thin you look anorexic I love curves no not plus-size just skinny girls with small waists and big hips wow caked on make-up is such a turn-off yet I worship this celebrity that has never been seen without make-up and I watch porn so my idea of a real woman is thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and I have unreasonable standards that real women will never be able to attain
